Snatched from Political Irony
According to satirist Andy Borowitz
“The Al Qaeda terrorist group is disbanding, saying “our mission of destroying the American economy is now in the capable hands of the U.S. Congress.”
And one more:
In related news, a consortium of billionaires led by Sheldon Adelson has warned that if their taxes go up, they will no longer have enough money to buy politicians.
Why am I not laughing?