“Incomplete Data” _ a poem by The Bard of Murdock

The following poem was originally published by The Bard of Murdock on Tuesday, November 8, 2011. Please be sure to read the article link provided by the Bard before reading the poem.

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Incomplete Data

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From latest of Gallup statistics
On church-going characteristics:
     The Democrat crew
     Has many more few
Who claim they are born-again mystics.
*
The measure of those who are pious
Intrinsically suffers from bias,
     For membership in
     A union, is kin
To praying with Luther or Pius.
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It seems that the union exclusion,
Might render the foregone conclusion
     That gods of the left
     Are lacking in heft,
With congregants caught in delusion.
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If only the left had reminded
The pollsters to be open-minded,
     The polls would reflect
     The size of the sect
To which the statistics are blinded.
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If unions were counted as churches,

The Democrat number then lurches
     From only a few
     To filling the pew,
Or union sectarian perches.
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3 thoughts on ““Incomplete Data” _ a poem by The Bard of Murdock

  1. The libs cannot conceive anything greater than themselves. The current estimate is that 50 million abortions have been performed in the U.S. It’s hard to believe in God and abortion at the same time.

    My friend Billy says that’s 50 million liberals who ain’t voting. C’mon Bri he says, start looking at the bright side. He is a card carrying optimist that one.

    Excellent Bard. I am beginning to think you can spin straw into gold-

  2. The cult of liberalism is one far worse than your traditional religions, for them you can opt out or stay out. But not with liberalism, there everyone pays whether you want to or not, it’s not the high priests like scumbag al gore who profit.

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