“Mythical Me” a poem by The Bard of Murdock

It’s Sunday and today’s poem by The Bard of Murdock takes aim at Elizabeth Warren. It was originally published on Wednesday, May 23, 2012. Be sure to read the article link provided by the Bard.


Mythical Me

Article link: Elizabeth Warren’s claim to be “part Indian” is correct in mythical terms

I’m mythically handsome.
I’m mythically thin.
By myth and by legend
I normally win.
I’m mythically brilliant.
I’m mythically smart.
I have the awareness
Of Mr. Descartes.
By day I’m a teacher,
But in my belief,
I morph in the evenings
To Indian Chief.
With deep meditation
And tricks of the mind,
My heritage changes
When I am inclined.
And when I’m applying
At Harvard or Yale,
I’m no longer freckled
And no longer pale.
For if there’s a preference
I’m certain to be,
Exactly as ordered
As mythical me.


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My goal is to produce poetical cartoons. I try to use metaphors and caricatures (or a politician’s own words) to address complex political and social situations. In this way, I sum up current events in humorous verse.

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