EPA to issue New Safety Rules for U.S. Flags

I just read this great satire by Dan at danmillerinpanama. Here is a taste: Due to reports that an innocent Pakistani youth was mortally sickened by toxic fumes from a United States flag while peacefully burning it, the Environmental Protection Agency is quickly preparing new rules to ensure that all U.S. flags are safe to burn. Ben […]

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