It’s Sunday and today’s poem by The Bard of Murdock explains some things about our Bice President, Joe Biden, He originally published the poem on Saturday, October 13, 2012. Please be sure to read the article linked by the Bard before reading the poem,
Biden at His Best
Article link: Petulant Circus Clown Drowns Out Substance
Alternate video: Biden Interruption Montage
Perhaps it was his medicine.
Perhaps a bit of drink.
Perhaps he saw the latest polls
Which show him on the brink.
Perhaps it was adrenaline.
Perhaps he had the flu.
Perhaps he spent the day before
Inhaling crazy glue.
Perhaps a tab of crystal meth.
Perhaps he was in pain.
Perhaps the job has broken him
Or driven him insane.
Perhaps he wasn’t up to it;
Perhaps too tall a task.
Perhaps we saw the liberal mind,
Exposed, without a mask.
Perhaps he meant to be an ass.
Perhaps it was the plan.
Perhaps he likes the role he plays:
The hack and hatchet man.
Perhaps he fell and hit his head.
Perhaps he was possessed.
Perhaps we saw unvarnished truth,
And Biden at his best.
- The Bard of Murdock
- My goal is to produce poetical cartoons. I try to use metaphors and caricatures (or a politician’s own words) to address complex political and social situations. In this way, I sum up current events in humorous verse.
3 thoughts on ““Biden at His Best” a poem by the Bard of Murdock”
It was Biden at this best, and that’s scary, ain’t it?
Perhaps it was his incomprehension of women,
Perhaps it was that he forgot that they are 54% of the electorate,
And quick to know the jerk in men,
Or, perhaps his wife refused to be his mate.
Lesson for Jim as well as all of us – always ask you wife, nicely.
Was Joe Biden really just jokin’?
Door knockers, he’ll leave them a smokin’.
Let visitors know, when both barrels go,
VPOTUS has once again spoken.
Joe knows awful things, so yada.
Could not say, cause he don’t think he oughta.
Your rights are second. Gun bans are fecund.
More liberal left epiglotta.